Bootleg Post: Fabulously Broke in the City
My writer’s block is still in full effect, however I hope to change that drastically tomorrow by of way of a scenery change: blogging from the Zebra Striped Whale. Great coffee, free wi-fi, and I can people watch on State St. with zero shame.
Luckily, FB from Fabulously Broke in the City has graciously allowed me to bootleg one of her recent posts regarding moving back home after you’ve been living on your own for a long time. Don’t worry though, I’m not letting her do all the work. Watch out for my own personal comments throughout the post.
Living with your parents, before you move out
This is the time when you most want to move out.
There is no space, it’s cluttered, you can’t even make chocolate spread-covered butter biscuits for breakfast without your Dad shoving an orange in your face.
You get in fights over who should have taken out the garbage.
You are constantly told: My house, my rules.
And you get these worrying looks when you come home past 8 p.m.
Like at 8.15 p.m.
Jillian says: This is where I’m grateful for never having a curfew.
You think living on your own will be THE BOMB and you can eat cookies for breakfast, sleep in until noon with nary a care in the world.
I moved out when I was 19, got my own apartment and a job to pay for it.
Jillian says: same here.
It was a quick lesson in how to be an adult, that was for damn sure.
The thing I forgot about in my fantasies of leaving was how things were going to get done and paid.
Bathroom filthy? It may not have been your chore to do at home, but now you have to do it ALL.
Bills getting paid? Gotta get a job to do that, the electricity doesn’t work without it.
And I didn’t pay rent BEFORE I moved out. Only after I move back in, do I have to pay rent.
Jillian says: Yep, same here.
Remembering to buy toilet paper and toothpaste? Er…… can baking soda and tissue papers suffice for now?
Jillian says: Toilet paper is the least fun thing you could ever spend your own money on, along with detergent and Windex.
Learning how to do little fix-it things around the home? Had to be Googled.
And cooking: where else are you ever going to get mom’s home cooked meals filled with love, unless you do it yourself? Gah.
Jillian says: my mom didn’t cook much when I was growing up. We ate out a lot, but after I moved out it was the having to pay for it all myself that killed.
Of course, the best thing about living on your own is you CAN eat cookies for breakfast, sleep in until noon and do what you want without someone nagging you.
But change starts to take place, and before you know it, you are shrieking at someone for putting down a cold glass on the table without a coaster, and wondering how to get burnt food off from the bottom of a pot without ruining it.
With freedom, comes responsibility. Ahhhh…
Still, it’s pretty awesome living without your parents.
You can decorate and do whatever the heck you want, and no one is going to try and use your room as a storage for old dusty boxes with useless parts of ancient computers, or store furniture in there because they have too much junk everywhere else.
Living with your parents after you have moved out
So you had to move back in for various reasons.
It wasn’t awful living with my mom. But I felt a real sense of guilt of not being there more during the week on some nights when I came home late, or went out after.
Jillian says: this has been happening to me a lot lately. I’m hardly ever home, and when I am, my parents are generally not because our work schedules don’t line up.
My mom has been wanting to go to the movies with me, play Wii Fit with her, and to take me to a Thai restaurant for my birthday this Saturday, but I’m always somewhere, on my way somewhere, or planning to go somewhere else. Excuse me while I go give my mom a hug right now.
We only saw each other briefly in the mornings (she left before I did), and briefly at night when she and I both came home hungry and exhausted.
Jillian says: exactly the same.
There were a lot of good things, like having more bonding time with my mom, which helped our relationship a lot, and I felt good being able to help her do things she otherwise would have taken hours to do.
Jillian says: I also agree here. Being home permanently during the holidays was especially great. My trips home were usually hectic and too short.
I came back to a room totally filled with JUNK. My family’s JUNK.
Jillian says: they cleared a lot of junk out for me when I moved back, but my room was still full of my own junk…like a box of notes from friends in high school. And I’d been telling my mom to just pitch everything for years, but she is wacked and wanted me to go through everything and save “important” stuff. I ended up pitching 96% of it.
And a new rule was installed: You put junk in that particular room, and I will get rid of it as I see fit.
The last time we went back with BF’s truck, we hauled away 10 boxes of JUNK, 1 huge broken computer chair, and cleaned the room of its mess.
Did anyone notice? Probably not.
But the room looks a heck of a lot better.
I don’t think there’s anything shameful or wrong in living with your parents past the age of 19, or moving back in
Maybe it’s just my sort-of traditional upbringing, but I had lots of friends who lived with their parents, and some who still do.
Jillian says: I have a few friends who still live with their parents. If everybody’s fine and happy with it, then why not?
And they are normal, human beings who are not weirdo recluses who stay in their basement in their PJs all day, playing Dungeons and Dragons, shunning all human contact.
Jillian says: hahaha. Consider this comment a shout out to someone. You know who you are.
Some people think it’s a sign of weakness, or that you couldn’t hack it on your own, so you had to crawl back to mommy and daddy.
Jillian says: I worry about this just a little.
Not me.
I already moved out on my own at 19, and proved I could be independent.
Jillian says: very true.
And when I moved back in the first time, it was for practical reasons, rather than emotional ones.
Jillian says: also very true.
I had a project in my so-called home city (Toronto is NOT Greater Toronto Area, people!! GTA is not “local” for me.), and I didn’t want to pay 12 months of rent to a stranger when I could just pay it to my parents.
This time, since I had already left the family home once, it meant I would move back as a contributing member and renter.
I paid $600 a month, bought my own food, stayed only for 4 days in Toronto and spent the other 3 in Montreal with BF.
Jillian says: I pay rent also. They will share most of what they buy in groceries with me, but I’m responsible for anything extra. This is because we all want me to save my money (which I’m effectively doing!). I help out as much as I can in other ways, when I’m even around.
For 8 months.
I also pulled my weight as a member of the family and became a typist & editor for my mom’s papers, garbage-taker-outter, official lunch-maker-and-packer, and a pianist at night.
This second time I will move back in with my parents, and with my BF, will not be because we cannot afford rent, or are running back home with our tails between our legs.
I am not ashamed at all for going back, and neither does BF feel weird for going back to my parents.
Jillian says: we’re lucky to have the option and families who are happy to have us back. Not everyone has that.
I wouldn’t feel strange going to his place to live if it was for practical reasons, and if I knew it wasn’t permanent.
Again, as always, it’s for practical reasons — that we don’t want to pay 12 months of rent to a stranger, as we could potentially be leaving after a month of being in Toronto, or after 7 months.
Plus, it’s a totally enclosed separate apartment on its own, and we can have our own privacy any time we want, with our own bathroom, kitchen and separate doors and entryways.
It’s like being tenants, while having the freedom to do what you want in your own space, AND roam to take over the rest of the house as well.
It’s uncertain how long we will stay in Toronto, and I’d rather take advantage of the available situation rather than getting an apartment, paying the same rent in the same area, just to prove a point.
I have no qualms (and neither does BF) about moving back in with my family.
It isn’t permanent, and we aren’t parasitic moochers.
Jillian says: this is important for people on the outside to be aware of.
Besides, my mom is really craving the company at night, and we are planning on doing lots of chores that my much older mom cannot handle on her own, cooking and buying food for the family in addition to paying rent while we’re there.
Even with my older brother, they don’t find it weird that my dad has moved in with them to nanny their kids.
And I don’t either, because my dad gets paid a decent salary for doing it, and he WANTS to take care of his grandkids.
We’re family but we are not a family of moochers, even to each other.
We understand that nothing is really for free, even if we’re family.
Lessons learned so far
Living with your parents at the age of 19 or coming back when you’re 23, and 26, can be both annoying, but also comforting.
I found that over the years of not physically living with my sometimes very demanding, annoying parents, was that I grew closer emotionally.
I called my mom more. On a whim, just to hear how the family and she was doing.
I emailed my dad more, to show him pictures of food we made, and to promise to come back.
I actually even tried to get more sisterly with my brothers, and tentatively, it’s still walking on hot coals for some parts. But it’s getting there.
You sometimes need to move away to get closer.
Jillian says: all of the above are so true.
Haha strange coincidence. My mom just now knocked on my door and handed me a small bowl of sweet potato fries that were left from dinner and said “finish them.”
Those are the moments I’ll miss when I’m gone, and am hanging on to now while I can. Lucky to be here.
Thanks again FB! I couldn’t have said any of this better myself.
Filed under Addicted to the Internet, Back to the Nest: Articles, Blog Envy | Comments (7)I Care About Grammar
My sister turned me on to a magically wonderful list after I called her out on one of her Facebook statuses for spelling “a lot” wrong. See, I’m sort of a spelling and grammar snob/nazi/jerkface/other derogatory word of choice. I go absolutely batshit crazy when I see someone use incorrect spelling/grammar when they should clearly know better.*
“Ten Words You Need To Stop Misspelling” comes from The Oatmeal, aka Matthew Inman, aka the creator of the most recent internet love of my life. Check out Ten Words You Need To Stop Misspelling right away; you’ll go crazy for it if you’re a stickler. I’ve included a few of my own “favorite” cringe-inducing misspellings below.
*While very close to being perfect, I’m not. Sometimes I spell things wrong. I also sometimes mess up sentences. These are called typos. Typos are different because even though I know better, I’m too lazy to proofread my work. Then when I go back and notice said spelling/grammar error, I suffer from extreme guilt and anxiety and must correct it immediately. Therefore, I try not to judge too much, because then I judge myself just as harshly. That’s my attempt at a disclaimer for how I feel about the issue. Conversely, regularly employing bangin’ spelling and grammar is a huge turn on. Just so you know.
Filed under Addicted to the Internet, Blog Envy | Comments (4)Omegle
First of all, let me start by saying I’m sorry for not posting anything in over a week. Really lame and bootleg of me.
But now I want to tell you about my latest discovery: Omegle. I came across this site while reading an e-article that listed “40 Fantastic Time-Wasting Web Sites.”
So, Omegle. It’s a website who’s tagline is “talk to strangers.” Ok..why would someone want to do that? And what in the wonk do you talk about? I spoke to three people: a teenager from Ireland, a girl from England (who was excited to inform me that she was bi, after finding out my gender) and another person from England (who I assumed was a guy) who never held a job and hasn’t been able to get one since finishing school over a year ago, but he gets money from the government. This fellow also happens to be an Eagles fan.
Now keep in mind, my preferred topic of conversation for each of these chats was Fantasy Football. The Irish kid never heard of it, and the two English people were worthless when it came to deciding which of my wide receivers to put in for week 8. (I have Anquan Boldin, Devin Hester, Lee Evans, and Johnny Knox, and I still can’t decide!)
But after that last conversation I made the executive decision to quit becuase the whole thing felt a little too much like in 6th grade, when the only thing to do on the internet was check out websites that weren’t any good and go in random AOL chat rooms where you’d more often than not spend most of your time answering the question: a/s/l?
So not being super into talking to random strangers, I found the next best thing: omegle.tumblr.com, a blog with hilarious and absurd Omegle conversations posted on it. So now I can read about the absurdity and madness that goes on in these awkward chat rooms, without participating and potentially subjecting myself to being thoroughly creeped out in any capacity.
Add this to the list of hilarious blogs where anonymous people make complete fools of themselves for your entertainment. LameBook, Don’t Even Reply…
Just a warning, a lot of the posts on the Omegle.tumblr thing are pretty offensive, so be careful reading them at work if you could get in trouble for that sort of thing. But here are a few of my favorites that should be fun for the whole family:
Blog Envy: EVERYDAY | Kaleena Porter
Every so often, Back to the Nest will showcase a totally bitchin’ blog that I’m totally jealous of.
Today, the very first Blog Envy honor goes to EVERYDAY | Kaleena Porter. Kaleena is a former co-worker of mine, with a single orange pinkie nail and a serious love for great musical stylings. Newly graduated and also back to the nest, Kaleena is a Seattle based graphic designer and html goddess, with a knack for taking white space and gorgeous photos and turning it into some serious eye candy.
If you’re in need of some graphic design commission, Kaleena comes highly recommended. Check out the inspiration for her blog and original website Kaleena Porter | Design.
And you’re in luck, because Kaleena is throwing a rager over at EVERYDAY all week, and I can bring as many guests as I want. Feel free to tag along, but don’t get drunk and embarrass me, because I’m not giving your punk ass a ride home. The invite below:
