Defense Against Creeps
Though the weekend was fun (where are those pictures??), it was also full of creepers. You know what I’m talking about. There were creepy old men all over both Baltimore and DC. Not a fan.
I’ve been reading “how-to’s” a lot lately, mostly because I’m addicted to the internet and also because I think it’s important (and beneficial to your street cred) to know how to do really obscure things.
Where am I going with this? Four words: Kung Fu For Girls.
“How To Do An Inside Block to the Side of the Head” has to always be good to know, and it’s too bad I’m just finding out about this now.
Filed under Addicted to the Internet | Comments (4)Assume the guard position. With your front arm, perform a pseudomilitary salute. Now move the saluting hand six inches forward, away from your head. Execute the movement again but go immediately to the finishing position. Any attack to the side of the head can be absorbed on the forearm. Your arm hacks into your attacker’s like an ax hitting a tree branch.
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Even I can benefit from “Kung Fu for Girls”. Thank you Jillian.
Michael Scott: I know a ton of 14-year-old girls that could kick Dwight’s ass.
Jim Halpert: You know a ton of 14-year-old girls?
Dwight Schrute: What belt are they?
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See I used to run with a very tough crowd. Street fighter types. Real…real bad people. I’m just lucky I got out.
yea, baltimore is like that. i think that’s how i turned out the way i did.
You shut your mouth when you’re talking to me.
Pictures up tonight (I hope).