Good morning. I hope this New Year’s Eve finds you well. It finds me…snowy. Which is fine, because it’s a work-free day for me, and there’s something about waking up on a day off and looking out a window as humongous snowflakes fall gently from the sky while you’re warm in bed that makes a person feel all sorts of fuzztastic inside.

Because it’s New Year’s Eve, and I live in Philly, and everybody knows Jersey Shore is a complete and utter trainwreck that you either love, love to hate, or hate and still have to watch anyway because you can’t help yourself, I thought I’d share this from the always highlarious 2birds1blog.  It’s the Ultimate Jersey Shore Drinking Game, and relevant today because 80% or more of you reading will be partaking in getting effed up this evening, or at the very least in the presence of those who will be.  Enjoy, but be safe also and don’t be like Snookie/Snickers/Moron-Who-Is-A-Poor-Excuse-For-A-Female and be all gross and trashed like homegirl was on the first night in the Joysie Shaw Haaaas.  Fistpump!

The Ultimate Jersey Shore Drinking Game

Rules:
Drink When:
- Someone says “juicehead”
- Pauly is drying his hair
- Snookers alienates herself from the housemates
- You can see more than 3/4’s of J-Woww’s boobs
- Vinny openly mocks someone else in the house
- A Guido says “honestly bro” or “pound it out”
- Angelina cockblocks someone
- For every person in the hot tub
- Someone uses the word “Guidette”
- Angelina acts like simple retail tasks are really, really hard
- Someone talks about hair gel or tanning
- A muscular dude drinks a shockingly feminine drink
- Mike talks about The Situation
- There’s something blatantly sexist
- Someone says either “Jersey” or “Shore”
- Sammi “Sweetheart” refers to herself as Sammi “Sweetheart”
- Anytime someone feels betrayed
- There’s a guy with his shirt off
- There’s a can of light beer in view
- The Situation sells a t-shirt or pair of hot pants
- Someone responds to someone else’s comment with the exact same or coequal comment, eg:
J-Woww: “You don’t understand how bad I want you.”
Pauly: “You don’t understand how bad I want you.”

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