Last Day ‘o ‘09
Good morning. I hope this New Year’s Eve finds you well. It finds me…snowy. Which is fine, because it’s a work-free day for me, and there’s something about waking up on a day off and looking out a window as humongous snowflakes fall gently from the sky while you’re warm in bed that makes a person feel all sorts of fuzztastic inside.
Because it’s New Year’s Eve, and I live in Philly, and everybody knows Jersey Shore is a complete and utter trainwreck that you either love, love to hate, or hate and still have to watch anyway because you can’t help yourself, I thought I’d share this from the always highlarious 2birds1blog. It’s the Ultimate Jersey Shore Drinking Game, and relevant today because 80% or more of you reading will be partaking in getting effed up this evening, or at the very least in the presence of those who will be. Enjoy, but be safe also and don’t be like Snookie/Snickers/Moron-Who-Is-A-Poor-Excuse-For-A-Female and be all gross and trashed like homegirl was on the first night in the Joysie Shaw Haaaas. Fistpump!
The Ultimate Jersey Shore Drinking Game
Rules:
Drink When:
- Someone says “juicehead”
- Pauly is drying his hair
- Snookers alienates herself from the housemates
- You can see more than 3/4’s of J-Woww’s boobs
- Vinny openly mocks someone else in the house
- A Guido says “honestly bro” or “pound it out”
- Angelina cockblocks someone
- For every person in the hot tub
- Someone uses the word “Guidette”
- Angelina acts like simple retail tasks are really, really hard
- Someone talks about hair gel or tanning
- A muscular dude drinks a shockingly feminine drink
- Mike talks about The Situation
- There’s something blatantly sexist
- Someone says either “Jersey” or “Shore”
- Sammi “Sweetheart” refers to herself as Sammi “Sweetheart”
- Anytime someone feels betrayed
- There’s a guy with his shirt off
- There’s a can of light beer in view
- The Situation sells a t-shirt or pair of hot pants
- Someone responds to someone else’s comment with the exact same or coequal comment, eg:
J-Woww: “You don’t understand how bad I want you.”
Pauly: “You don’t understand how bad I want you.”
Stuck
One of the best videos I’ve seen in awhile. It’s been all over the internet, but I had to share it anyway. I can’t handle the outrageousness is this kid right now.
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Having something of a heart attack as my team score points. Look at those dark circles. Yech.
Having something of a heart attack as my team score points. Look at those dark circles. Yech.
So hey, guess what? I won 1st place in my Fantasy Football league!! Craziness! I’m so outrageously happy right now, I can barely see straight. Along with pride, I win $450. I never win things!!!
I’ve said it all before, but I really had nothing to do with NFL before joining this league. But I read every piece of information about football I could get my hands on and started watching games, and look at me now. A champion. I can wear that Fantasy Football Legend (courtesy of my brother-in-law) with absolute pride.
Look at how close the score was thought. Let me tell you, if I had lost the championship, Jim Caldwell and I would be in a BIG fight right now. In case you haven’t heard, that buttface of a coach took out the Indianapolis Colts’ starters (INCLUDING Dallas Clark, MY tight end) when they only had a 5-point lead over the Jets on Sunday. Thus, the 14-0 Colts became the 14-1 Colts. Stupid stupid. Dallas Clark is like the best tight end in the NFL right now, and he always scored megapoints for me, but not this week.
PS, they totally could have had the perfect record. And I know the point was to make sure the starters didn’t get hurt before the playoffs blah blah. But really? Really?!?! So Jim Caldwell, YOU’RE LUCKY I won. Call it a Christmas blessing for yourself or whatever. And get a hobby.
For now, I’m still really happy that eating, sleeping, and breathing Fantasy Football for the past 4+ months has paid off. I’ll stop talking now, but before I do, it’s important to note that in our league of 12 team managers, three of them were girls. All three of us girls retain the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd positions in the league championship. Just sayin.’ Girls can be Fantasy Football Legends. Trust.
My Holiday Newsletter
I’ve been meaning to post this for a while. Like BEFORE Christmas. But better late than never, right?
Something else I’ve pilfered from Kaleena Porter | EVERYDAY (I must stop, but I can’t): Merry Newsinator from Plaid Creative. With it, you can customize your own holiday newsletter wrapping up this last year of your life and share it with your homies.
I had lots of fun with my own, but got a little particular with the “play” option after you input your info. I doubt it will take you as long as it took me to put together. Try to disregard the clearly cut/copied/pasted effect on it, as I had some serious issues in regards to screenshots. It did come out pretty cute though.
If you make one, link it up here because I’d love to see it. Better yet, link it up to EVERYDAY because I think there might be a sort of contest in the works over there, and as you know the prizes are pretty damn great!
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Some photos of the tree at my sister’s house. My parents have a fake tree (bleh) so it was fun to have Christmas with a real one this year, and the ornaments are super neat too.
The photos might look strange, because I played around with different settings on my camera. I’m still trying to improve my picture-taking skills (or lack thereof) so I figure the best way to do it is to take about a million of them.
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