…and you probably already know, that problem is Fantasy Football.

I refrained from following up on how the tough matchup between Michelle and I went, because I thought the bad karma would get me this week.  But since it doesn’t matter now, I can tell you that I not only beat Michelle and Anton, but I also completely crushed, murdered, and annihilated everyone in the whole league, and ended up ranked #1.  Booyah.

Not so fast.  This week (11) I’m up against Schiano’s Dream.  Not that great of a team, and I don’t think the person who manages it is, well, managing it in any sense of the word.  I was projected to win by like 28 points, and it should have been in the bag.

Here’s what’s actually happening, as of last night:

Really?!?! I give Lee Evans a chance and he spits in my face.  Forte ran all over the place last week and look what he does to me this week.  And don’t even get me started on Devin Hester (we’re in a fight).  I leave Jamaal Charles benched because he was supposed to be useless after playing the Raiders last week, and what happens?  He scores 20.6 fantasy points, and the Chiefs beat the Steelers in overtime!  Unreal!  I even considered playing Mike Bell, who’s essentially done nothing all season, but of course he garners 21 points, since I leave him on the bench.  And HOW THE HELL DID  THE RAIDERS BEAT THE BENGALS?!?  STOP THIS MADNESS!!

At least I have Chris Johnson playing tonight, but even he might have it out for me.

Who am I? WHERE am I?  This can’t be my life right now.  I need a new hobby.

Have a nice Monday, ya’ll.

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